The Anaconda Boxer!

They call me the Anaconda Boxer

Because I box anacondas

No one else dares fight anacondas like me.

I have anaconda fighting gloves

And my shorts are made of metal

I can defeat anacondas, can’t you see?

There’s one coming now

I’m gonna punch it really good

Cuz I’m the anaconda boxer

Of this, it is understood.

OK, I’m winding up now

Gonna sock it in the eye

Say goodbye, anaconda

PUN—GULLLLLP