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    Sigh ...
    Wouldn't it be swell
    To lounge about in a looooooong glass
    Of lovely yellow lemonade?
    Like, if it were allowed,
    I'd literally lie in a glass of lemonade,
    Lick a lime ice lolly
    And chill,
    Like, all my life.
    #LemonadeLifeforLife
    Tags: Poetry, poem, digital art, lemonade, lemonade life
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    Look out, Pepperoni Jabroni.
    The Mushroom Maniac
    Is on the top rope.
    It looks like he's ready
    To hit his final move!
    WHOOSH
    With the grace
    Of a single strand of shredded Swiss,
    His body curves
    Through the air.
    KABOOM
    Saucy Supreme Splash!
    1, 2, 3
    The crowd goes wild,
    The champ's reign continues.
    Pizzamania is running wild!

    ​Tags: Poetry, poem, Pizzamania, digital art, wrestling, fiction, kidlit
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    By Chip Chippingston, ​Cryptid Falls Chronicle Editor
    A local toddler is nursing a nipped knuckle and a bruised bottom following a nasty run-in with a previously undocumented Giant Carnivorous Tree (GCT) near the road to Richins Peak, according to the Cryptids Falls Monster Authority. The tree in question, a particularly vicious species called Sambucus gnashchompius, has been evaluated and assigned a rating of three skulls for extreme risk of loss of fingers and toes, as well as an increased chance of being gobbled up while in its presence.