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    Cereal, milk. That’s what we love, 
    ​We eat it every morning 
    As we’re sitting on our butts. 
    Cereal, milk. That’s what we love, 
    We put on some cartoons 
    And then we munch and crunch a bunch. 

    Whether chocolate, or fruity,
    Or crunchy cornflakes. 
    Granola, or pebbles, 
    Marshmallows on your face. 
    Pour on a splash of milk, 
    And happiness is at your place. 

    So if you’re looking for a fun way
    To start off your school day, 
    Don’t delay! 
    You know what to do: 
    ​
    Grab yourself a spoon 
    Put on a cartoon 
    Pour yourself some cereal,
    And blast off to the moon! 
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    Yo, my boooooys.
    Hey there, my wife. 
    I’ve closed up my computer
    Work is done tonight. 
    My tummy’s grumblin’
    And the clock says five. 
    Yeah you know what time it is, 
    ​Let’s get some dinner tonight. 

    Like pizzaaaaaa.
    It’s got curves, my homies.
    Golden crust, cheese and tomato
    Pepperonis, my homies. 
    And if I order some green peppers
    And black olives, my homies
    It’ll be a taste explosion. 
    FLAVORPLOSION, my homies. 

    And if we’re feelin’ fancy 
    Havin’ fun and feelin’ fine. 
    We could also order soda 
    Bubbles poppin’ all the time. 
    And don’t forget the breadsticks 
    Marinara on the side.  
    A thing of chicken wings 
    Will wrap our meal up nice and tight. 

    So tell me what you think, 
    About the food you want to eat. 
    I’m bustin’ out my phone
    The app is open let me know…




    “How about some noodles?” 
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    ​It’s 6 a.m. 
    And everyone’s asleep. 
    Yeah you know what time it is, 
    Time to do the shower creep. 
    Step 1: You get outta bed. 
    Step 2: Put them glasses on your head. 
    Step 3: Gather up your clean clothes. 
    Step 4: Walk on your tippy toes. 
    Step 5: Try not to wake your parents. 
    Step 6: Or your visiting uncle Claren--
    YEOOOOOOOW I STEPPED ON A LEGO!! 
    Step 7: You sprint back to your room. 
    Step 8: And act like you’re asleep. 
    And just like that, hooray! 
    Yeah, you’ve done the shower creep. 
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    Every single day, 
    The lizards come out
    Of their cinderblock homes
    And whip their tails about. 
    To the tops of the walls, 
    They run to where it’s bright,
    And warm their little scales, 
    While doing push-ups in the light. 
    Every time they do it, 
    I have to stop and stare. 
    Why do they do the pushups? 
    I must know, it isn’t fair. 
    Are they challenging me to a scuffle? 
    Like, what’s up, bro? Want to fight? 
    Or are they asking if I want to
    Go work out? That might be right. 
    I guess it’s also possible, a
    Dragon’s ransacking their kingdom. 
    And they need some urgent help
    From a human boy named Stephen!
    One day I swear that I shall learn, 
    The secret of the lizards. 
    Push up, push down, it matters not. 
    This promise will be delivered!
    Tags: Poetry, lizard push-ups, fantasy
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    Colored pencil drawing in a comic-style panel of two boys beatboxing in front of their scary, witch-like principal.
    They like to beatbox in the principal's office.
    Colored pencil drawing in a comic-style panel of two boys beatboxing in their sleep.
    They even like to beatbox in their sleep!

    ​Fredward and Jimothy are a pair of beatboxing maniacs.
    They like to beatbox after waking up. 
    They like to beatbox while brushing their teeth. 
    They like to beatbox while scarfing pancakes.
    It's really quite a treat. 
    ​They like to beatbox on the way to school. 
    They like to beatbox during spelling. 
    They like to beatbox from the hallway. 
    It's really quite compelling.
    They like to beatbox while eating lunch.
    They like to beatbox during art. 
    They like to beatbox in the principal's office.
    Their beats come from the heart. 
    They like to beatbox in detention. 
    They like to beatbox on the way home.
    They like to beatbox during snack time. 
    They have sick beat syndrome!
    They like to beatbox instead of doing homework. 
    They like to beatbox and play with toys.
    They like to beatbox while standing in the corner. 
    They're quite the pair of beatboxing boys!
    They like to beatbox while eating pizza. 
    They like to beatbox while taking a bath. 
    They like to beatbox and put on jammies.
    Is there anything wrong with that?
    There's only one time they don't like to beatbox...
    Oh, wait. Never mind. 
    They even like to beatbox in their sleep!
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    Sigh ...
    Wouldn't it be swell
    To lounge about in a looooooong glass
    Of lovely yellow lemonade?
    Like, if it were allowed,
    I'd literally lie in a glass of lemonade,
    Lick a lime ice lolly
    And chill,
    Like, all my life.
    #LemonadeLifeforLife
    Tags: Poetry, poem, digital art, lemonade, lemonade life