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Look out, Pepperoni Jabroni.
The Mushroom Maniac
Is on the top rope.
It looks like he's ready
To hit his final move!
WHOOSH
With the grace
Of a single strand of shredded Swiss,
His body curves
Through the air.
KABOOM
Saucy Supreme Splash!
1, 2, 3
The crowd goes wild,
The champ's reign continues.
Pizzamania is running wild!

​Tags: Poetry, poem, Pizzamania, digital art, wrestling, fiction, kidlit
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By Chip Chippingston, ​Cryptid Falls Chronicle Editor
A local toddler is nursing a nipped knuckle and a bruised bottom following a nasty run-in with a previously undocumented Giant Carnivorous Tree (GCT) near the road to Richins Peak, according to the Cryptids Falls Monster Authority. The tree in question, a particularly vicious species called Sambucus gnashchompius, has been evaluated and assigned a rating of three skulls for extreme risk of loss of fingers and toes, as well as an increased chance of being gobbled up while in its presence. 

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